The summer and him

The summer and him. He's not built for the summer He's pale and burns quick, in the shade And his round ample belly Which ripples like jelly Means a whole lotta sweatin' I'm afraid But, He loves feeling the sun on his face Relaxing, on the freshly mown grass A cold beer by his side Sunblock moderately applied Enjoying some downtime at last Then it's, Can we have a water fight now? Will you fill the paddling pool too? Oh Please go away! Kids, I have to say? He wants five minutes alone, without you! Because, English Summer's last but a few days And he's not built for speed you could guess He just wants to lie here And when he's finished his beer He'll probably be a blotchy red mess Then I'll, I mean He'll, Look for a place to cool down And Complain it's too hot today Take a soothing cold shower Which he'll stand in for an hour And wish the sky would go back to being grey